Chris Brown makes no sense

Song: Sweat
Artist: Flo Rida featuring Chris Brown



I love Chris Brown. He definitely has awesome dance moves that have me sayin' he can't be sixteen. So I was a little shocked when he dropped the following on his latest effort.

We'll be up in here makin' us sweat
Put a little pedicure up in my chest

Huh? Fuck the heck does that mean, Chris?

UPDATE: This post went up a year ago practically. He smacked Rihanna around since then. He's not as awesome as I thought he was.

Faith Hill is more emo than you

Song: Cry
Artist: Faith Hill



All the lyrics are awesome, but here's one of the choruses. Most emo part bolder for emphasis.

And you'd cry a little
Die just a little
And baby I would feel just a little less pain
I gave now I'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me

You Got Nothin

Song: You Got Nothin
Artist: Lil' Wayne featuring Fabolous & Juelz Santana



This is from Fabolous' part. I'm not real sure about the accuracy of the lyrics as I disagree with the internet on a few lines. It's not important. What's important is how brilliant it is. Read for yourself (or listen above):

I pop up like xzibit
Forget it I'm at your kribitz
Not to put no fucking fish tanks in your civic
Fuck getting your ride pimped

Granted, "Pimp My Ride" hasn't been on the air for a few years and what did Xzibit ever do to you but it's still awesome. Putting a fish tank in a car is pretty fucking stupid. Fabolous lays out a nice family tree later in the same song:

Take this family for a joke, play them Wayan Brother's games
And I'm a get you sucka, I be scheming with this Keenan
Aimin' with this Damon
I'm putting that Major Pain in
My lil man is on ya, Marlon and Shawn ya

Dudes. He got the whole damn family covered in 5 lines. +1 to you Mr. Fabolous.