It's a love song!

Song: Promiscuous
Artist: Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland

No video for this one. Watch it here if you're desperate.

Ok, so most people probably listen to this song and think, "she's a whore, he's a whore. Let's go get a pumpkin shake* from Jack in the Box." But I'm about to tell you why this is actually kind of a star-crossed love song. Lyrics!

Timbaland says:
How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t have ta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke

So we know right away there's an attraction. Makes sense, she's a pretty girl. Nothing overtly sexual yet. In fact, he comments on the fact he was impressed the first time they spoke. So she's got a brain to go with her looks. Good for her! And good for him for noticing!

Timbaland says:
I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent

Nelly says:
You wanna get in my world, get lost in it?
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute

I interpret Timbaland's line as him wondering why she's chosen to live the lifestyle for which the song is titled. She doesn't seem like a whore, so what gives? Fair question I guess, but perhaps a little forward at this stage in their relationship. And her line gives us a glimmer of hope that she might want something more...

Timbaland:
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

You could read this as horny. I read it as emotionally lonely and he sees a chance for a real relationship here.

Nelly:
Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

This is where it gets sad. She thinks he's after sex. She wants to know why he won't just come out and say it. Because he loves you, Nelly! You're worth more than just sex!

Timbaland:
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

More sad. He can't tell if she's interested in more than just sex. When he says he has what she needs, he's talking about friendship, not lights on boning.

Timbaland:
I want you on my team

Nelly:
So does everybody else

You don't understand what he means! He wants to be a team with you, as in a couple.

Timbaland:
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

This is him saying he likes her so much he doesn't care if they keep things a secret. He just wants to be closer to her. If her reputation is important to her, he won't let their exclusivity ruin it. And the "place" he's referring to is probably a coffee shop where her friends won't see her.

Nelly:
Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more


And they leave what happens as a mystery. Did they finally get on the same page? Is there still a miscommunication about what each person wants? I like to think they figured it our and are happily in love or are at least having coffee somewhere, awkwardly telling each other what they do for a living.

*So goddamn good, but it needs more pumpkin.

Tim Kasher is in your soul now

Song: From the Hips
Artist: Cursive



Cursive isn't top 40 but if the world made any fucking sense they would be. I've nothing to add about this song other than it is awesome and I needed to write about/listen to some good music.

This video needs more pornstars

Song: Three
Artist: Britney, bitch



HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A SONG ABOUT THREESOMES AND NOT PUT PORNSTARS IN THE VIDEO?!?

Also, dudes, she's talking about a MMF threesome, just in case you were getting your hopes up.

Sorry for the crappy quality video. There's a better, non embed-able version here.

Chris Brown makes no sense

Song: Sweat
Artist: Flo Rida featuring Chris Brown



I love Chris Brown. He definitely has awesome dance moves that have me sayin' he can't be sixteen. So I was a little shocked when he dropped the following on his latest effort.

We'll be up in here makin' us sweat
Put a little pedicure up in my chest

Huh? Fuck the heck does that mean, Chris?

UPDATE: This post went up a year ago practically. He smacked Rihanna around since then. He's not as awesome as I thought he was.

Faith Hill is more emo than you

Song: Cry
Artist: Faith Hill



All the lyrics are awesome, but here's one of the choruses. Most emo part bolder for emphasis.

And you'd cry a little
Die just a little
And baby I would feel just a little less pain
I gave now I'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me

You Got Nothin

Song: You Got Nothin
Artist: Lil' Wayne featuring Fabolous & Juelz Santana



This is from Fabolous' part. I'm not real sure about the accuracy of the lyrics as I disagree with the internet on a few lines. It's not important. What's important is how brilliant it is. Read for yourself (or listen above):

I pop up like xzibit
Forget it I'm at your kribitz
Not to put no fucking fish tanks in your civic
Fuck getting your ride pimped

Granted, "Pimp My Ride" hasn't been on the air for a few years and what did Xzibit ever do to you but it's still awesome. Putting a fish tank in a car is pretty fucking stupid. Fabolous lays out a nice family tree later in the same song:

Take this family for a joke, play them Wayan Brother's games
And I'm a get you sucka, I be scheming with this Keenan
Aimin' with this Damon
I'm putting that Major Pain in
My lil man is on ya, Marlon and Shawn ya

Dudes. He got the whole damn family covered in 5 lines. +1 to you Mr. Fabolous.